Jacob: Ten things every 5th grade student should know about middle school

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Ten things every 5th grade student should know about middle school
By Jacob
1. Stay away from kids who pick their nose.
2. You have more options at lunch.
3. You only have 4 minutes between classes (don’t be late)
4. You have no recess...seriously?
5. Rise and shine...school starts at 7:10 AM.
6. Don’t listen to the 7th and 8th graders saying things like, “Move out of the way little 6th graders,” they are kids just like you:)
7. Many teachers like to have fun during class, but you need to know when to shut up!
8. Being a teacher’s pet pays off.
9. There's no parent pickup you can walk, or ride your bike home.
10. Don’t believe Diary of a Wimpy Kid or Dork Diaries. Middle school isn’t as bad as you’d think.

Comments

  1. Evan GApril 29, 2016 at 8:11 AM

    That was really funny. I laughed when I read 1 and 7. Good job.

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  2. NoëlApril 29, 2016 at 8:13 AM

    This is so cool!!! I like how you said know when to shut up!!

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  3. Sam SchwarzApril 29, 2016 at 8:13 AM

    Thanks for the advise. Also, wow, Jacob, wow.

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  4. Natalie G.April 29, 2016 at 8:13 AM

    Wow! This is really going to help me for the next three years! :)

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  5. KaylianaApril 29, 2016 at 8:16 AM

    Thanks for the advise, I hope it will all really help for middle school!

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  6. ConnorApril 29, 2016 at 8:17 AM

    That's great Jacob! Funny and useful hints on middle school, I love it. Thanks for an awesome post Jacob!

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  7. BradleyApril 29, 2016 at 8:17 AM

    I will make sure I look out for that kind of stuff

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  8. KaylaApril 29, 2016 at 8:18 AM

    Those were some pretty good tips nice job!

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  9. TuckerApril 29, 2016 at 8:20 AM

    That was probably the most true thing I have ever heard about middle school. Nice Jacob.

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  10. SavannahApril 29, 2016 at 8:21 AM

    Love the first one and that is so true.

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  11. JuliaApril 29, 2016 at 8:25 AM

    Thanks for gitting us ready for middle school! I'll us those for next year

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